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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

creppyvevo:

whitedenimghost:

tardis-in-my-tuba:

whimsicalspecks:

theoncomingchibi:

manticore-monster:

smurflewis:

10 things not to say to a women

this is guaranteed way to get yourself murdered

Somebody did this to my friend once, she was like


PSA cramps are just the feeling we get when the muscle of our uterus is literally tearing itself to shreds if you were wondering what the bloody stuff was in the first place and /that/ is why this is a Not Good thing to say

Actually a lot of the time cramps are caused by the muscles in our uterus spasming in order to cut off the blood flow to the uterus. Our uterus is basically trying to kill itself which is why your abdomen feels like death.

Also, the hormone that causes it? The first hormone of labor. So, when we get our periods we are literally starting labor for a week. How about that?

basically stab yourself in your lower stomach a thousand times with a dull knife and you’ll know how it feels

fucking thank you
assbutt-in-the-garrison:

creppyvevo:

whitedenimghost:

tardis-in-my-tuba:

whimsicalspecks:

theoncomingchibi:

manticore-monster:

smurflewis:

10 things not to say to a women

this is guaranteed way to get yourself murdered

Somebody did this to my friend once, she was like


PSA cramps are just the feeling we get when the muscle of our uterus is literally tearing itself to shreds if you were wondering what the bloody stuff was in the first place and /that/ is why this is a Not Good thing to say

Actually a lot of the time cramps are caused by the muscles in our uterus spasming in order to cut off the blood flow to the uterus. Our uterus is basically trying to kill itself which is why your abdomen feels like death.

Also, the hormone that causes it? The first hormone of labor. So, when we get our periods we are literally starting labor for a week. How about that?

basically stab yourself in your lower stomach a thousand times with a dull knife and you’ll know how it feels

fucking thank you

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

creppyvevo:

whitedenimghost:

tardis-in-my-tuba:

whimsicalspecks:

theoncomingchibi:

manticore-monster:

smurflewis:

10 things not to say to a women

this is guaranteed way to get yourself murdered

Somebody did this to my friend once, she was like

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PSA cramps are just the feeling we get when the muscle of our uterus is literally tearing itself to shreds if you were wondering what the bloody stuff was in the first place and /that/ is why this is a Not Good thing to say

Actually a lot of the time cramps are caused by the muscles in our uterus spasming in order to cut off the blood flow to the uterus. Our uterus is basically trying to kill itself which is why your abdomen feels like death.

Also, the hormone that causes it? The first hormone of labor. So, when we get our periods we are literally starting labor for a week. How about that?

basically stab yourself in your lower stomach a thousand times with a dull knife and you’ll know how it feels

fucking thank you

Marching band situations described in gifs

nothingbut-treble:

Teaching newcomers how to march

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Volunteering to be line leader

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When the director says reset after the first few reps

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When the director says reset after the hundredth rep

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being told you’re not on your dot

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Trumpets going for the high note and missing by a landslide

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When something finally goes right and the director’s like:

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Before your first show

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During your first performance

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After your first performance

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Guard all the time

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So much yes

sonicherosfan:

sarajust:

radicalruster:

red-ysetgo:

sonics1andonlygirl:

updateseventually:

ciscritical-not-cisphobic:

campdracula5eva:

sanityscraps:

thatsarutabaga:

hylianrudolf:

desmond-kilometers:

thebuttjesus:

jack-o-lantern-hime:

zell-dincht:

exhaustedapostate:

hinauchi:

Slender Buttsex.

Buttsex Row the Third.

Saints Buttsex the Third.

Saints Row Buttsex Third.

Saints Row the Buttsex.

Guild Buttsex

Grand Theft Buttsex.

dead buttsex

Animal Buttsex

jesuscrhist

i guess mine is just buttsex

Just Buttsex

Civilization Buttsex

Mass Buttsex

Faster Than Buttsex

Pokemon: black buttsex

Sonic And The Secret Buttsex

Oh god XD Sonic has some explaining to do!

I know this isn’t the last game I’ve played by a long shot but.

Sonic Lost Buttsex.

Mario & Luigi: Dream Buttsex

Pokemon Buttsex

I didn’t sign up for this

Tales of Buttsex

*thousands of yaoi fangirls squealing in delight in the distance*

Devil May Buttsex

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