PURPLE FOR SURE
Here are some shitty Les Mis Valentine’s Day cards for you
I NEED ONE
Passive Bumper Stickers [collegehumor]
My favorite thing about this article is that the “How’s my driving” phone number actually works.
It’s true! Call the number!
I didn’t know I needed this until right now.
10 things not to say to a women
this is guaranteed way to get yourself murdered
Somebody did this to my friend once, she was like
PSA cramps are just the feeling we get when the muscle of our uterus is literally tearing itself to shreds if you were wondering what the bloody stuff was in the first place and /that/ is why this is a Not Good thing to say
Actually a lot of the time cramps are caused by the muscles in our uterus spasming in order to cut off the blood flow to the uterus. Our uterus is basically trying to kill itself which is why your abdomen feels like death.
Also, the hormone that causes it? The first hormone of labor. So, when we get our periods we are literally starting labor for a week. How about that?
basically stab yourself in your lower stomach a thousand times with a dull knife and you’ll know how it feels
fucking thank you
Teaching newcomers how to march
Volunteering to be line leader
When the director says reset after the first few reps
When the director says reset after the hundredth rep
being told you’re not on your dot
Trumpets going for the high note and missing by a landslide
When something finally goes right and the director’s like:
Before your first show
During your first performance
After your first performance
Guard all the time
So much yes
Buttsex Row the Third.
Saints Buttsex the Third.
Saints Row Buttsex Third.
Saints Row the Buttsex.
Grand Theft Buttsex.
i guess mine is just buttsex
Faster Than Buttsex
Pokemon: black buttsex
Sonic And The Secret Buttsex
Oh god XD Sonic has some explaining to do!
I know this isn’t the last game I’ve played by a long shot but.
Sonic Lost Buttsex.
Mario & Luigi: Dream Buttsex
I didn’t sign up for this
Tales of Buttsex
*thousands of yaoi fangirls squealing in delight in the distance*
Devil May Buttsex